Goodness, I had three glasses of wine yesterday and I got drunk.

Drunk on a tuesday?!? Let me tell you why.

The hole in my tongue closed (I have a tongue ring)…well, it didn’t close, but the openings on the top and bottom of my tongue began to heal. So I had to open them again. Thus, three glasses of wine and a heated safety pin later…problem solved.

But now there are tongue bits in my milk this morning…I hope my tongue doesn’t turn green and fall off…