12 thoughts on “Houston, We Have A Black Bear Problem in Massachusetts

    1. Yeah….usually they attack you at gay clubs like Machine…but who knew they were let out into the wild as well?

      Thank goodness I live here in Sweden, where I just have to worry about polar bears…

  1. bum looka

    lol. i live in mass but i’ve never seen a black bear. haha. but if i did, i’d just shake my white ass at them!

    1. Re: bum looka

      😉

      I know…I lived in Mass to before coming to Sweden. Like there are any bears in Boston.

      But I wouldn’t do the ass-shaking thing…bears are horny by nature 😉

        1. Re: bite me. (ok, where? 😉

          awwwww…they wouldn’t bite you, especially with such a cool display of bravado, as shaking one’s white ass in front of a bear signifies bear dominance, at least according to all of the nature journals I read 🙂

          1. Re: bite me. (ok, where? 😉

            well i bow to your knowledge of the nature. the closes i’ve come to a bear was lifting at the gym and i didnt want to make eye contact.

          2. Re: bite me. (ok, where? 😉

            lol…well don’t listen to a work I saw regarding nature. Every plant in my apartment is dying. And growing up, most of my exposure to nature was the public gardens downtown 😉

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