1. Do not guess the name.
a. Use acceptable terms on endearment such as “Honey,” “Baby,” and “Gorgeous.”
2. Locate your date’s wallet and sneak a glance at their ID.
a. Do not go through any belongings unless you are certain you have ample time and will not get caught.
3. Ask leading questions while making small talk
a. This is a risky maneuver, but can be successful. Ask if your date ever had a nickname. The answer may be, “No, just (name).”
4. After the two of you say goodbye, ask to exchange business cards.
a. If your date doesn’t have one, say, “Please jot down your name and number on mine.”
First and foremost. Pray that it’s not a Coyote Ugly person that you’re waking up with!
…and then pray that you don’t need to knaw your arm off to escape!
I gather these instructions are from recent personal experience? 😉
LOL…no, not from personal experience…recent personal experience anyway.
But I felt it was time to impart some wisdom to my fellow friends. 🙂
Such a kind and loving wise man you are!
Me? Hell no. I haven’t even had someone spend the night in a few months
Sometimes sleeping alone can provide a sense of solitude and serenity that one needs to sort through various “points of ponderance” that life throws at you. It may be a blessing in disguise!
Or, it makes you so horny, that you begin having inappropriate dreams about Bob Dole or Estelle Getty 😉
Mmm…Bob Dole. Hot stuff!
Yeah, because erectile dyfunction has never be so sexy before he becomes spokesperson for it 😉
*hugs*
Very very true compadre 🙂
Sometimes, under favourable lighting, even the toad occasionally looks like a prince! Thank god the sun comes up in Sweden at 3am before you seal the deal. 😉
Which template is this that you are now using? I like this one a lot . . .
This is part of their new system called “S2”. The template is called “componet”. I don’t have the exact links to it. I think I got to it after searching about on how to establish a permanent account and then followed some links about LJ news or something like that.
This link should help you out! 🙂
http://www.livejournal.com/customize/
Yummy, thanks!