well, i updated my website, RodneyCornelius.com

It has a lot of LJ pics on it, but it just the start. i’ve learned some new CSS and XML code that I was play with to keep some semblance of techincal skill. but go ahead and check it out. really. go do it. you’ll like it. there’s a pic of my penis hidden on the site somewhere. Just kidding. maybe.

No more martinis before bedtime. And laying on the couch typing, drinking Earl Grey tea, eating strawberries at 2am probably isn’t healthy. Oh well.

Hey everyone, let me take a moment to welcome one of my very very good friends, (Steven), to LJ. He’s definately one of the cool kids, so be extra nice to him 😉

He’s all that and a can of pringles.

For those of you who have not seen this movie, you have to see it. It is one of the funniest movies I have ever seen. It’s like “Dumb and Dumber” for women.

It has lightened up my mood immensely. 🙂

So yesterday and today have been really good days 🙂 Public and private explanations available over the next few days 😉

The shock!

The horror!

The newest pictures!
(ugh, I feel so unpretty…. *cries*)

click here for pics

So I am getting ready to hit the gym, have a little dinner, and just have a relaxing night….yeah, right before partying tonight 😉

In the meantime, remember how cool these were? 🙂

All Your Base Are Belong to Us – Original

All Your Base Are Belong to Us – Remixed

Ahhh…memories 🙂

1. Do not guess the name.
a. Use acceptable terms on endearment such as “Honey,” “Baby,” and “Gorgeous.”

2. Locate your date’s wallet and sneak a glance at their ID.
a. Do not go through any belongings unless you are certain you have ample time and will not get caught.

3. Ask leading questions while making small talk
a. This is a risky maneuver, but can be successful. Ask if your date ever had a nickname. The answer may be, “No, just (name).”

4. After the two of you say goodbye, ask to exchange business cards.
a. If your date doesn’t have one, say, “Please jot down your name and number on mine.”

This is goood stuff! 🙂

http://www.takingitglobal.org/discuss/printthread.php?threadid=2851

Getting ready to go out and party tonight! Woo hoo! 🙂