Just thought that I would update while I was in a calm and mellow mood…

Last night I went out partying with Markus and Susie…and it was a nice time. While we were out we ran into Tomas and Mats and Martin and a ton of people who I normally don’t see. It was a really nice time in fact. And I got a VIP card, so that was really awesome.

I have a few hours of work left to do today, but I will be going out to Patricia tonight. Will probably meet Markus out again tonight. It was nice to party with him again.

And I am listening to Sting. It’s put me a good mood. Well, that and the fact I am on my third martini.

Having now learned this from experience, never ever eat dairy even one day after the expiration date. I ate yoghurt this morning one day after the date and I spent most of the morning being sick. Luckily for me, I recover from most things relatively quickly (meaning the gut-wrenching pain was over in 90 minutes), but that was one of the most intense 90 minutes of my life.

On the plus side, it tasted like strawberry going down and up. Gross.

By now, you have heard the news. Janet Jackson is Public Enemy #1, the root of all problems in American society and the reason why the world is in the state it is today. From Global Warming to Terrorism to the Middle East conflict, Janet Jackson showing (accidentially) her right breast can be traced as one of the primary causes.

I’ve recommended locking her up at The Hague as she has apparently committed a crime against humanity. However, before we pubically burn this “witch” at the stake, let’s take a moment to pause and reflect, because as it turns out, she might not be pure evil that we want her to be, that we need her to be to take our minds off of a sagging economy, a weak dollar, the lack of decent jobs, a declining standard of living, botched US foreign policy, that policy of aggression that wins wars but can’t keep the peace, and an America long on ambition, but short of liberty.

Janet’s breast is the visual representation of perilous times. It’s more dangerous than the kids of the pot-smoking, unprotected sexual intercourse 70s — yesterday’s rambuncious hippies who are today’s champions of family values. Hello hypocrites: contradict much?

Goodness…well that feels better…

This year more than ever, it’s important to vote. I would love to say that I can offer you an unbiased opinion, but I can’t really. The truth is, we have to do whatever we can to get Bush out of office.

There are the right people for the right time, and Bush is neither.

Please make sure to register to vote. And make sure we get Bush out of the White House. The damage done by Bush has been severe, but it is not permanent. Give him another four years and there will be no going back — we’ll have only ourselves to blame.