“I’m Edumacated” or “Sprechen de Frommage, MoFo?”<\/p>\n
20 January 2003<\/p>\n
Hello journal. How are you today? I am feeling like I am cloud nine…that is the nickname for my bed by the way. But actually, I am at work. But I am still in a happy mood so far. This weekend was quite a nice weekend in many ways. eXciting if you know what I mean. There was sex, drugs, and rock and roll (metaphorically speaking)…shiny disco balls…all of that good stuff.<\/p>\n
So anyway, the reason to write to you today is that I am signed up for Swedish language lessons, and I am so excited at the opportunity to learn swedish. I really feel like I am going to be able to communicate so much more effectively once I become confident in Swedish. I am anticipating that I will be far along in the Swedish langauge by June 2003. At the end of the summer (which will be the one year mark in Sweden), I want to have a good understanding of the language at least the way a 7 year old would communicate. This would be the same level I currently use in English. I am going to get edumacated and I am so excited. Now repeat after me…”spechen de Frommage, MoFo?” Don’t know what that means? It means “do you speak cheese, motherfucker?” Yeah, I’ve got that secretary of state job all wrapped up…<\/p>\n
In other news, I have decided to have another after-party. I have to warn the neighbors…or better yet invite them. However, I think that even if I invite them over…once it goes past 6am, my neighbors are going to hate the fact that I am having an after party. I am going to have to buy their silence. Either that or whore around the apartment building and sleep with them all. Including that geriatric carpet-bagger at the end of the hall. If I so much as sneeze loudly, she laments openly about how kids sneezed more quietly when she was young. Only I don’t think she can remember that far back.<\/p>\n
Well, that’s enough for the moment…promise to write more later. Ciao for now journal…love you!<\/p>\n
–Rodney<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
“I’m Edumacated” or “Sprechen de Frommage, MoFo?” 20 January 2003 Hello journal. How are you today? I am feeling like I am cloud nine…that is the nickname for my bed by the way. But actually, I am at work. But I am still in a happy mood so far. This weekend was quite a nice … Continue reading “I’m Edumacated” or “Sprechen de Frommage, MoFo?”<\/span>