{"id":596,"date":"2005-08-13T22:42:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-13T20:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/?p=596"},"modified":"2005-08-13T22:42:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-13T20:42:00","slug":"ham-i-am","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/?p=596","title":{"rendered":"Ham I Am"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"20\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n      <font size=\"5\"><b>the Ham<\/b><\/font><br \/>\n      <center><font size=\"1\">(42% dark, 46% spontaneous, 26% vulgar)<\/font><\/center>\n     <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>\n      <center>your humor style:<br \/><b>CLEAN<\/b> | <b>SPONTANEOUS<\/b> | <b>LIGHT<\/b><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Your style&#8217;s goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for<br \/>\nthe dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny<br \/>\njokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your<br \/>\nfriends. People of your type are often the most approachable and<br \/>\npopular people in their circle. Your simple &#038; silly<br \/>\ngood-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in<br \/>\nthis sarcastic world. <\/p>\n<p>PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Will Ferrell &#8211; Will Smith\n     <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">\n      <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/is3.okcupid.com\/users\/116\/944\/11694560292031626201\/mt1121288843.gif\">\n     <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/p>\n<table cellpadding=\"20\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td>\n<p>   <span id=\"comparisonarea\">My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people <i>your age and gender<\/i>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"4\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"middle\">\n<table bgcolor=\"black\" border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"1\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#b2cfff\" height=\"20\" width=\"27\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/is0.okcupid.com\/graphics\/0.gif\" alt=\"free online dating\" border=\"0\"><\/a><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"white\" width=\"123\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/is0.okcupid.com\/graphics\/0.gif\" alt=\"free online dating\" border=\"0\"><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<td valign=\"middle\">You scored higher than <b>18%<\/b> on <b>dark<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"middle\">\n<table bgcolor=\"black\" border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"1\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#b2cfff\" height=\"20\" width=\"113\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/is0.okcupid.com\/graphics\/0.gif\" alt=\"free online dating\" border=\"0\"><\/a><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"white\" width=\"37\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/is0.okcupid.com\/graphics\/0.gif\" alt=\"free online dating\" border=\"0\"><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<td valign=\"middle\">You scored higher than <b>75%<\/b> on <b>spontaneous<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"middle\">\n<table bgcolor=\"black\" border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"1\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#b2cfff\" height=\"20\" width=\"65\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/is0.okcupid.com\/graphics\/0.gif\" alt=\"free online dating\" border=\"0\"><\/a><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"white\" width=\"85\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/is0.okcupid.com\/graphics\/0.gif\" alt=\"free online dating\" border=\"0\"><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<td valign=\"middle\">You scored higher than <b>43%<\/b> on <b>vulgar<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<table cellpadding=20>\n<tr>\n<td>Link: <a href='http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\/tests\/take?testid=17565214125862764376'>The 3 Variable Funny Test<\/a> written by <a href='http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\/profile?tuid=11694560292031626201'>jason_bateman<\/a> on <a  href='http:\/\/www.okcupid.com'>Ok Cupid<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the Ham (42% dark, 46% spontaneous, 26% vulgar) your humor style:CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT Your style&#8217;s goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/?p=596\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Ham I Am<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/596"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=596"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/596\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=596"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=596"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=596"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}