{"id":587,"date":"2005-07-31T21:37:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-31T19:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/?p=587"},"modified":"2005-07-31T21:37:00","modified_gmt":"2005-07-31T19:37:00","slug":"float-like-a-butterfly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/?p=587","title":{"rendered":"Float Like A Butterfly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sting Like A Bea!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/pics.livejournal.com\/rcornelius\/pic\/00016q36\"><\/p>\n<p>Hee.  I make a funny.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m a little bit drunk people (I don&#8217;t drink beer very often)&#8230;.indulge me&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sting Like A Bea! Hee. I make a funny. I&#8217;m a little bit drunk people (I don&#8217;t drink beer very often)&#8230;.indulge me&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/587"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=587"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/587\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=587"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=587"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=587"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}