{"id":490,"date":"2005-03-25T14:01:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-25T12:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/?p=490"},"modified":"2005-03-25T14:01:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-25T12:01:00","slug":"hi-my-name-is-rodney-and-i-like-to-party","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/?p=490","title":{"rendered":"Hi, My Name is Rodney, and I like to Party"},"content":{"rendered":"

Is it really my fault that I like to know as much as possible about alcohol so that I can make more informed choices? On the other hand, my score in the proof area tells me I have more to learn \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
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Congratulations! You’re 130 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (83), and liquor (113). <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you’re going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It’ll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties. <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender<\/i>:<\/p>\n
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<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\nYou scored higher than 50%<\/b> on proof<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\nYou scored higher than 89%<\/b> on beer index<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\nYou scored higher than 91%<\/b> on wine index<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\nYou scored higher than 97%<\/b> on liquor index<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test<\/a> written by hoppersplit<\/a> on Ok Cupid<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Is it really my fault that I like to know as much as possible about alcohol so that I can make more informed choices? On the other hand, my score in the proof area tells me I have more to learn \ud83d\ude09 BourbonCongratulations! You’re 130 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (83), … Continue reading Hi, My Name is Rodney, and I like to Party<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/490"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=490"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/490\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=490"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=490"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=490"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}