{"id":42,"date":"2003-08-03T22:11:00","date_gmt":"2003-08-03T21:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rodneycornelius.com\/blog\/?p=42"},"modified":"2003-08-03T22:11:00","modified_gmt":"2003-08-03T21:11:00","slug":"i-dont-feel-pretty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/?p=42","title":{"rendered":"I don&#8217;t feel pretty! :-("},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The shock!<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"+1\">The horror!<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"+2\">The newest pictures!<\/font><br \/>\n(ugh, I feel so unpretty&#8230;. *cries*)<\/p>\n<p><!--more click here for pics--><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rodneycornelius.com\/livejournal\/442.jpg\" alt=\"\" align=\"bottom\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rodneycornelius.com\/livejournal\/444.jpg\" alt=\"\" align=\"bottom\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rodneycornelius.com\/livejournal\/449.jpg\" alt=\"\" align=\"bottom\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rodneycornelius.com\/livejournal\/451.jpg\" alt=\"\" align=\"bottom\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rodneycornelius.com\/livejournal\/461.jpg\" alt=\"\" align=\"bottom\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rodneycornelius.com\/livejournal\/476.jpg\" alt=\"\" align=\"bottom\"><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.rodneycornelius.com\/livejournal\/481.jpg\" alt=\"\" align=\"bottom\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The shock! The horror! The newest pictures! (ugh, I feel so unpretty&#8230;. *cries*)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=42"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=42"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=42"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=42"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}