{"id":351,"date":"2004-08-25T12:34:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-25T10:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/?p=351"},"modified":"2004-08-25T12:34:00","modified_gmt":"2004-08-25T10:34:00","slug":"hi-i-am-delta-burke-and-i-am-fatter-than-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/?p=351","title":{"rendered":"Hi, I am Delta Burke. And I am fatter than ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was naughty today. I had McD&#8217;s for lunch. I can&#8217;t walk past it w\\out being drawn to it. I ate there because I felt fat today, which is the worst reason to eat there. But I fixed that easily.<\/p>\n<p>In an effort to justify my Palm Tungsten T to myself, I also bought a diet tracking proqram. Really because I want to see what I eat every day and compare it to the ideal. So after only 2 days, I have a good idea of what foods to reduce and increase.<\/p>\n<p>Seeing the numbers converted into graphs drives the point home. When even the Palm Pilot tells you&#8217;re fat (I didn&#8217;t know it could talk), it is time to hit the gym.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was naughty today. I had McD&#8217;s for lunch. I can&#8217;t walk past it w\\out being drawn to it. I ate there because I felt fat today, which is the worst reason to eat there. But I fixed that easily. In an effort to justify my Palm Tungsten T to myself, I also bought a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/?p=351\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Hi, I am Delta Burke. And I am fatter than ever<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/351"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=351"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/351\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}