{"id":339,"date":"2004-08-10T13:24:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-10T11:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/?p=339"},"modified":"2004-08-10T13:24:00","modified_gmt":"2004-08-10T11:24:00","slug":"the-pizza-hut-eating-loop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/?p=339","title":{"rendered":"The Pizza Hut Eating Loop"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am writing this from Pizza Hut.  It&#8217;s terrible.  The pizza is sooo good, yet I find myself stuck in a eating loop.  They have a really great buffet where for US$10, you get all of the pizza, salad, drinks, and soup you can possibly ear.  So of course, since they kept on serving it, I kept on earing it.<\/p>\n<p>Sigh&#8230;they don&#8217;t make passes at those with fat asses.<\/p>\n<p>Yet&#8230;if loving Pizza Hut is wrong, do I want to be right?&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>These are the questions that try people&#8217;s souls when they are at Pizza Hut with pocket LJ.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am writing this from Pizza Hut. It&#8217;s terrible. The pizza is sooo good, yet I find myself stuck in a eating loop. They have a really great buffet where for US$10, you get all of the pizza, salad, drinks, and soup you can possibly ear. So of course, since they kept on serving it, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/?p=339\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Pizza Hut Eating Loop<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/339"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=339"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/339\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}