{"id":291,"date":"2004-06-28T07:53:00","date_gmt":"2004-06-28T06:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rodneycornelius.com\/blog\/?p=291"},"modified":"2004-06-28T07:53:00","modified_gmt":"2004-06-28T06:53:00","slug":"flights-to-boston","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/?p=291","title":{"rendered":"Flights to Boston"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I have to say that I am pretty indecisive with the Oneworld Alliance<br \/>\ntreatement of me during my flights to Boston.  The Finnair portion of the<br \/>\ntrip from Stockholm to Manchester was a solid 5.0\/5.0.  The American<br \/>\nAirlines portion gets a 2.5\/5.0.<\/p>\n<p>When I got to the Finnair check-in desk, it turns out that I knew the<br \/>\ncheck-in agent.  So he tried to comp me for business class, but the system<br \/>\nwouldn&#8217;t allow him to do that.  So he did the next best thing&#8230;he<br \/>\nre-assigned all of the people sitting next to me so that I had the row to<br \/>\nmyself.  Then he put people in the rows in front of me and behind me in the<br \/>\nwindow and aisle seats.  That meant that I could sit in the middle seat all<br \/>\nto myself and just relax and stretch.  Which I did.  The other cool thing<br \/>\nabout Finnair flights is that they are dedicated to getting you as drunk as<br \/>\nthe staff.  So the drinks are flowing like water.  I arrived into<br \/>\nManchester drunk enough not to get pissed off about anything.<\/p>\n<p>At the Manchester airport, since I can&#8217;t get into the lounges anymore, I<br \/>\nput on my Bose Noise-Cancelling Headphones, my workout mix on my MP3<br \/>\nplayer, and just tuned out.  I ate a bit (I had an apple and some cranberry<br \/>\njuice), and in my drunken stupor, decided that to compliment my 1996 bottle<br \/>\nof Cristal, I would also purchase a 1996 bottle of Dom Peringnon.  Not sure<br \/>\nthat I will drink them at Steve&#8217;s brunch in Atlanta.  I have been a<br \/>\ncollector of wine for so long, that now that I am 28 years old, it&#8217;s time<br \/>\nfor me tastes to refine and move onto the high-grossing stuff.  So I have<br \/>\nabout 9 bottles of vintage and reserve champagne.<\/p>\n<p>So, to get back to the point, I am on the American Airlines flight from<br \/>\nManchester to Boston as I type this.  It&#8217;s one of their 757 planes booked<br \/>\nas a single class of service.  However, there is still a first class (let<br \/>\nus call it &#8220;economy plus&#8221;).  They put their status members in the first<br \/>\nclass seats, and then non-status cattle in the back.  So I got into the<br \/>\nfront of the plane.  Sure, the food is exactly the same, but what do I<br \/>\ncare?  It&#8217;s the seat that counts.  Couldn&#8217;t be more relaxed&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;Until an American Airlines flight attendant wants me to move to the<br \/>\nbulkhead in the &#8220;economy plus&#8221; section.  I protest, because I think the<br \/>\ncontrary to popular opinion, the bulk heads have less space for someone who<br \/>\nis 197cm tall.  He then tells me that actually, there is a couple that they<br \/>\nare moving into my seats and that I basically don&#8217;t have a choice but to be<br \/>\nreaccomodated.  Can you tell that I was upset?  I told him in no uncertain<br \/>\nterms that I am sitting in the seat that I paid for and that according to<br \/>\nthe ground agent in Manchester, was pre-booked.  There were two other rows<br \/>\nwith seats by themselves, and that he was free to ask them.  I also told<br \/>\nhim that I write regular letters to the executives in charge of loyalty<br \/>\nprograms of the airlines that I fly, because I think that it is important<br \/>\nthey hear where their service fails, AS WELL AS WHEN THEIR SERVICE IS<br \/>\nGREAT.  I also point out that I was offended that he had somehow made a<br \/>\ndetermination that meeting those other customer&#8217;s needs were more important<br \/>\nthan mine.  I further protested that his tone was incorrect (I don&#8217;t *have*<br \/>\nto move and I would have sued American Airlines if he had tried to accuse<br \/>\nme of violating a federal law of not following a flight attendant&#8217;s<br \/>\ninstructions because he would not have been able to prove that my refusal<br \/>\nto move jepordised the health and safety of the passengers or crew).<\/p>\n<p>So the male flight attendant then goes to the lady in the bulkhead and<br \/>\ntells her to move to the free seat next to mine.  So she does without<br \/>\nquestion.  I don&#8217;t mind sitting next to anyone at all, so I welcome her and<br \/>\nwe chat for a bit.  About 15 minutes later, the Purser (head flight<br \/>\nattendant) comes and tell the woman she is welcome to move back to her<br \/>\npreferred seat at the bulk head.  Before she leaves, she tells me that the<br \/>\nmale flight attendant told her that she had to move because they wanted to<br \/>\nuse her row as a serving area.  A different story than what he told me.<\/p>\n<p>We purser subsequently told us that the reason he was trying to free seats<br \/>\nwas for the flight attendants to use.<\/p>\n<p>He basically lied.<\/p>\n<p>And for that, the letter of disappointment I will draft is going straight<br \/>\nto the office of CEO, as well as the complaints division of the FAA.<br \/>\nLeadership starts at the very top here, and if the flight attendants are<br \/>\ngoing to lie, and they want that representing their company, then I want to<br \/>\nAA leadership to acknowledge that no administrative or personnel action<br \/>\nwill be taken because it&#8217;s basically OK for employees to lie when they<br \/>\nwant.<\/p>\n<p>Shouldn&#8217;t I be angry?  I think so.  And with the mellowing alcohol now<br \/>\nleaving my system, and my refusal to pay US$5 for an under-sized cocktail,<br \/>\nI imagine I should get some work done instead.<\/p>\n<p>Will update you all later.  Upon landing, I have an emergency appointment<br \/>\nto get my hair did, and a pit-stop at KFC (yummy!  yay! yay!).  I have no<br \/>\nplans to visit anyone in Boston, since if I go to see friends and not<br \/>\nfamily, I think that is wrong (see my other post about not wanting to visit<br \/>\nthe family because I would get yelled at for not being able to visit<br \/>\neveryone in the 16 hours I have in Boston).<\/p>\n<p>Love and Kisses,<\/p>\n<p>Rodney<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I have to say that I am pretty indecisive with the Oneworld Alliance treatement of me during my flights to Boston. The Finnair portion of the trip from Stockholm to Manchester was a solid 5.0\/5.0. The American Airlines portion gets a 2.5\/5.0. 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