{"id":255,"date":"2004-03-27T11:09:00","date_gmt":"2004-03-27T10:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rodneycornelius.com\/blog\/?p=255"},"modified":"2004-03-27T11:09:00","modified_gmt":"2004-03-27T10:09:00","slug":"255","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/?p=255","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

I brought a liter of vodka yesterday, and half of it fell into my stomach yesterday.<\/p>\n

And my tooth hurts.<\/p>\n

And thanks Malte for transcribing my phone post — 99% correct — and no one usually understands that much of what I say! \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

And CNN just said that Barbie had vuluptuos (spelling?) breasts.<\/p>\n

Over n out…I must still be intoxicated.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I brought a liter of vodka yesterday, and half of it fell into my stomach yesterday. And my tooth hurts. And thanks Malte for transcribing my phone post — 99% correct — and no one usually understands that much of what I say! \ud83d\ude09 And CNN just said that Barbie had vuluptuos (spelling?) breasts. Over … Continue reading <\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=255"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}