{"id":252,"date":"2004-03-24T09:47:00","date_gmt":"2004-03-24T08:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rodneycornelius.com\/blog\/?p=252"},"modified":"2004-03-24T09:47:00","modified_gmt":"2004-03-24T08:47:00","slug":"i-was-drunk-yesterday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/?p=252","title":{"rendered":"I was drunk yesterday!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Goodness, I had three glasses of wine yesterday and I got drunk.<\/p>\n<p>Drunk on a tuesday?!?  Let me tell you why.<\/p>\n<p>The hole in my tongue closed (I have a tongue ring)&#8230;well, it didn&#8217;t close, but the openings on the top and bottom of my tongue began to heal.  So I had to open them again.  Thus, three glasses of wine and a heated safety pin later&#8230;problem solved.<\/p>\n<p>But now there are tongue bits in my milk this morning&#8230;I hope my tongue doesn&#8217;t turn green and fall off&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Goodness, I had three glasses of wine yesterday and I got drunk. Drunk on a tuesday?!? Let me tell you why. The hole in my tongue closed (I have a tongue ring)&#8230;well, it didn&#8217;t close, but the openings on the top and bottom of my tongue began to heal. So I had to open them &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/?p=252\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I was drunk yesterday!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=252"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.rodneycornelius.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}